Grasshopper’s Shop
Welcome to Grasshopper’s shop. Here you’ll find the high quality health supplements Grasshopper uses himself, as well as Grasshopper merchandise. Like his work? You can also buy him a coffee.
Health Supplements
Long days call for a solid routine. These are the Nueva supplements Grasshopper uses himself: clean formulas made for everyday use, from morning energy to hydration and gut support.
Nueva Alive
A superfood blend of organic greens, functional mushrooms and antioxidant-rich fruits. An easy way to start your day.
Nueva Nitro
Nitro is a next-generation nitric oxide and energy enhancement formula designed to help support healthy circulation, oxygen flow, and cellular vitality. Just add to water, must let activate for 5 minutes and drink.
Nueva Boost
A daily mushroom gummy with Lion’s Mane, Cordyceps, Ashwagandha and Reishi, for focus and everyday balance.
Nueva Biotic
Its proprietary blend features 5 Billion CFU Probiotics and 10 Billion Heat-Inactivated Postbiotics and is completely sugar free.
Nueva Morning
Coffee with a twist: Colombian coffee, green tea caffeine, L-theanine and functional mushrooms, for steady energy without the crash.
Nueva Revive
Hydration at the cellular level. There is nothing like this product on the market in the world!
Curious? There’s more to discover in the full collection, from beauty to body composition. When you order through Grasshopper’s link, you’re supporting his work.
Subscribe & Save to have your routine delivered every 30 or 60 days. Edit, skip or cancel anytime. Not satisfied? Every order comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Grasshopper Merchandise
Part of the Grasshopper family? Then you’ll feel right at home here. Our merch is made for everyone who shares the vibe, with bold designs like The Future Incarnates, Grasshopper Energy and Grasshopper Sent Me.
These are just a few favorites. Find the full collection in our merch store.
Buy me a coffee
Pulling 20-hour days, caffeine is essential! If you like my work, here is a way to help me out. Donations go toward new equipment and, hopefully, fewer hours at my daytime job, so I can bring you more and better decode material.
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